Androzani

>Doctor does nothing >Peri gets fondled by bad guy#347384 >Poisoning coming from nowhere >"a perfect tragedy" >t. boomer

Literally unwatchable, especially considering the kino that is The Twin Dilemma.

Also the definitive proof that people prefer dumb heroism to pragmatic realism.



Synopsis
5 and Peri land in the BBC quarry. Peri is bored to death of 5 being boring, and feeling very bored, she decides to spice things up by falling down a hole. 5 is dismayed then relieved, but idiotically falls down the hole himself. They then slide down a slide for a whole 26 minutes, then 5 gets to watch Peri get savagely raped by a man in a rubber suit, doing nothing of course, but at least Peri isn't bored! The rapist then shifts the blame on the Doctor, resulting in him getting put in prison and doing nothing. I can't remember what was happening as I was playing Tetris, but when I made it to level 10 I returned to the final 5 minutes and was disgusted to see 5 milking a pair of inflated latex gloves and obtaining some "Jackage", which JNT had filled the gloves with, prior to filming. 5 then found Peri and came into her mouth. Exhausted after doing something, 5 regenerated into some weird bloke with a blonde jewfro.

Muh Barebones
Late at night on the 6th of March 2021, Anonymous accused the 5th and 6th Doctor's run of being barebones. This led to a flurry of shit-flinging and autism, but also the freshest take on Androzani since "Doctor does nothing".

And it was Fated?

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