Russell T. Davies

Russell T Davies, or 'Rusty' as he is affectionately known in the grimy back alleys of Cardiff, is one of the creators of Doctor Who.

In the beginning, there were three founders: Rusty, Julie Gardner, and The Other.

Rusty envisioned a children's show, only Very Gay. Julie, who nobody gave a fuck about, massaged Rusty's prostate while performing administrative duties which were kept in a leopard print binder. The Other, whose name was lost to time, had already done all of the hard work between marathons of The Muppet Show, and wrote the core tenets of what was to be in a now holy text known as Alien Bodies. Rusty and Julie stole from this holy text, and claimed them as their own. Throwing The Other into a black hole, where he would sperg for all time, they set out to change the world. A world that would never know of their treachery.

And then they did it again.