Michael Heseltine

A background character to the 14th Doctor, Michael Heseltine had once been much more prominent in fictional.child during the 80's, giving him the rare distinction of having starred in both the Classic and Revived series, as the same character no less.

Some conspiracies seek to link him to Michael Grade, due to them sharing a first name and being active around the time Doctor Who was terminated, but these claims remain unsubstatiated. Even the Master would be ashamed of such an obvious disguise.

In 2016, Heseltine was inducted into the Big Finish Hall of Fame for his remarkable escape from Nicholas Briggs's relentless hounding of him. (It is said that Nick turns into Sirenhead and blares distorted soundbites of BF voice actors before imprisoning his victims in a recording booth for all eternity.). This is the only time such an award has been given. Presumable Ethan will be next to receive it for his mastermind pirating, though it is more likely he simply killed himself.

Beginnings
Michael grew up in a privileged family, of elite Anglo stock. Much like Chris Chibnall, he exhibited psychopathic tendencies from an early age, culmintating with the murder of his mother's Alsatian. In public school, he initially reaped as he had sown, but soon gained awareness of his surroundings and rose to the top of the hierarchy, naturally granting him a comfrtable life laer on.

It was when Michael was in his 30s that Doctor Who made is first appearance. Because it was in black and white, nobody cared, but Michael, who had already embarked upon his political career seeking to eliminate the pressing threat of the Birminghami Bubble wrap cartel (the very same that was employed by Mr Blobby in a failed attempt to ambush Simon during Revenge of the Binges)