I was only pretending...

I was only pretending...

 * to be retarded!
 * to be Judy!
 * that I missed the 2000s!
 * to be Frobisher!
 * to have an ABDL fetish!
 * to browse DeviantArt!
 * that I was underage and barely hiding it!
 * aaah, I'm teasing you!

...just shitposts!
You see, it's because I'm a recovering alcoholic and I need to tell you this every thread