Michael Heseltine

A background character to the 14th Doctor, Michael Heseltine had once been much more prominent in fictional.child during the 80's, giving him the rare distinction of having starred in both the Classic and Revived series, as the same character no less.

Some conspiracies seek to link him to Michael Grade, due to them sharing a first name and being active around the time Doctor Who was terminated, but these claims remain unsubstatiated. Even the Master would be ashamed of such an obvious disguise.

In 2016, Heseltine was inducted into the Big Finish Hall of Fame for his remarkable escape from Nicholas Briggs's relentless hounding of him. (It is said that Nick turns into Sirenhead and blares distorted soundbites of BF voice actors before imprisoning his victims in a recording booth for all eternity.). This is the only time such an award has been given. Presumable Ethan will be next to receive it for his mastermind pirating, though it is more likely he simply killed himself.

Beginnings
Michael grew up in a privileged family, of elite Anglo stock. Much like Chris Chibnall, he exhibited psychopathic tendencies from an early age, culmintating with the murder of his mother's Alsatian. In public school, he initially reaped as he had sown, but soon gained awareness of his surroundings and rose to the top of the hierarchy, naturally granting him a comfrtable life laer on.

It was when Michael was in his 30s that Doctor Who made is first appearance. Because it was in black and white, nobody cared, but Michael, who had already embarked upon his political career seeking to eliminate the pressing threat of the Birminghami Bubble wrap cartel (the very same that was employed by Mr Blobby in a failed attempt to ambush Simon during Revenge of the Binges) had a dream. This dream was to play the character of the Doctor, however he was rejected as he was deemed too scary for the children.

Michael achieved notoriety during the intervening two decades until his casting in Doctor Who alongside Sil, but it took a furniture-related scandal in House of parliament for him to consider sinking low enough to return to showbiz.

Against the 6th Doctor and Peri
Times were hard for Michael. After being (spuriously) accused of buying furniture, he found himself out of a job and in desperate need of money to fund his newfound bubble-wrap addiction (he'd made peace with the Birmingham i cartel some years prior). With nowhere to look, he turned to othe BBC, and after a steamy meeting with JNT at a bathhouse, the producer agreed to take him on as a side character.

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After 2 years and a bit, Michael's contract with the BBC came to a natural end, and they parted ways. Determined to fight his crippling bubble-wrap addiction, he founded a novel sanatorium to help those who suffered a similar fate. To his surprise, the venture proved both effective and profitable, servicing such notable clients as Bono, Prince and a younger, more communist Jeremy Corbyn. He held onto his rehab house for another decade until handing over the reins to the youth of London, as a community prject and publicity stunt.

The sanatorium was since converted into a gay bathhouse specializing in Doctor Who viewing, a fitting tribute to Michael's initial encounter with JNT.

On the run from Nick Briggs
Ever since Big Finish's inception, Heseltine has been hell bent on refusing to star. While he has declined to comment on this refusal, this hasn't stopped experts at Big Finish from recording hours of BBC Parliament and converting them into workable audio for sale. While Michael has mostly been spared this treatment, Boris Johnson and the Valeyard were less fortunate, their voiced turned into a mangled parody of themselves repeating ad infinitum. It is said that Sirenhead!NickBriggs blares these as well as other audio files, chilling the blood of everyone within the vicinity. Sirenhead Nick Briggs theory hass been verified by the fact the Briggs consitently refuses to produce audios starring the monster, suggesting a link between the two that would be belied by expanding upon it at length.