Karenfag



The girly half of the Perifag and Karenfag couple, analogous to Zacko & Asher.

His main contribution to /who/ is the discovery of Martha's bong and subsequent expanding upon the lore thereof. Sadly, his presence in the thread is a net negative due to his incredibly autistic fixation with Karen Gillan and various musings on how to get together with her. Much like Zacko, Perifag serves to rein in these obsessions and raise the general quality of discussion on /who/.

Naturally, Perifag is always ineffective at this task. Karenfag has since undertaken the very generous task of filling in the Martha's bong article into Binge-tier detail, in a very prolific manner. Thank you, Karenfag.

May or may not end up dating a Chinese madam.. got dumped by one. She "forgot" about it and now they're meeting on 2nd October instead.

Fed up, Karenfag left /who/ forever.

I feel bad for Karenfag, he's a nice bloke, just a bit… much at times.

Personality and skills
Uses Linux (the IT equivalent to veganism). While prone to whining, Karenfag was always friendly to other posters and self-aware about his problems. As a mark of altruism he donned a trip explicitly to enable other posters to filter him, which many refused to do, preferring to bully him.

That said, if you weren't in the mood his walls of text could be very boring at times and he also displayed a petty streak, resulting in him hijacking other tangentially related threads and spreading his Autism where it didn't belong. Also the actual reason for him tripping was rather more concrete: a rival Australian poster had started adopting his karenposting gimmick, striking fear into the original, you might say, and also enabling a ramping-up of the posting as a side-effect.

So as always with these kinds of trips, /who/ is more or less to blame for


 * 1) Scaring someone with recognizable posting patterns away
 * 2) Building a mythos around them
 * 3) Encouraging tripping
 * 4) Cartoon karenfag.png, an artist's impression of Karenfag, curtesy of the Bingreus team.]]Profit
 * 1) Cartoon karenfag.png, an artist's impression of Karenfag, curtesy of the Bingreus team.]]Profit

Perifag
Karenfag and Perifag have a respectful relationship, both looking out for each other, both having started tripping at around the same time and sharing similar dispositions. Nevertheless, Perifag can behave quite cattily towards his tripmate.



Asher
During the Second Third Coming, Karenfag attempted a well-intentioned critique of Asher's writing style, which inevitably backfired. Karenfag attempted to extend another olive branch later on, by offering to be his friend, but was turned down by Asher.

His droning writing style and singular obsessions have often drawn comparisons with Asher, however unlike Asher he is fully aware of his pathetic status and even plays it for laughs.

Anonymous
Unanimously hated.



Judy
Judy forced the next big epic meme, i.e. that Karenfag was trans and that jennifer is his deadname. Does this remind you of anything?

Frenchie
Frequent flamewars are engaged in regarding the correct use of the wiki infrastructure. Regrettable, Karenfag is seemingly incapable of using the comment section feature and insists in editing his own article for trifling details. For this reason Karenfag's very own personal blog was created.

Chinese lass
Main article: Karenfag's date

Once upon a time, Karenfag matched with a young Chinese lass from his hometown. He thought she would finally make a man out of him, but for some incomprehensible reason she keeps avoiding him and postponing their first date.

Boxxy
Warning: this subsection contains conjecture and is currently unverified!

Jimmy notSaville
Main article: Jimmy notSaville

Elliot Rodger
The most likely outcome, should KF ever reproduce.

Exit from /who/
Main article: The Exodus

The day before his Fated date with Buggy, Karenfag ramped up the sperginess and exhibited a faceapp of his putative offspring with Karen, named Jimmy notSaville. /who/ took issue with this stepping over the line and heavily berated KF for it. Additionally, Karenfag had some time before wiped his Wikia blog, further infuriating his community. Eventually, he made a grand exit in a post decrying his particular reception on /who/. He left his trip for everyone to use, which had further implications which are outside the scope of this article.

Return to /who/
The attentionwhore just couldn't help himself, could he?

At some point KF acquired yet another long-distance girlfriend, this time from Vietnam, who he plans to meet at some point in either Japan or South Korea.

Collectormania 2022
Main article: Collectormania 2022

Ban from /who/
Got a warning for standing up for what he believes in. Didn't back down and was promptly banned, proving his point that the mod is a onionfag cultist. Hopefully his sacrifice will not be in vain



OC memes, theories and headcanon
I do not claim ownership of the below, only credit myself for starting them. I welcome sharing, collaboration, remixing etc, and some memes such as the Marthavase wouldn't be possible without /who/'s collective autism - KF

Timelords

 * Harry Hill Doctor
 * Roger Allam Master


 * The Prop Master
 * The Can Man


 * 9 intentionally picked up a cat and placed it out in the open during the London Blitz
 * David Tennant secretly supports Russia
 * Jodie Whittaker experienced the opposite of love at first sight upon looking into KF's eyes

Companions

 * Elisabeth Sladen was scared of John Barrowman and Noel Clarke
 * Mel is a horny cougar attending companion reunions for relations with young male companions
 * Marthavase (AKA Martha's bong)
 * 10/Tennant can't stop staring at Donna's tits
 * Karen/Amy worship (greentext, faceapps, etc)
 * Highlander.jpg Coleman is Asian
 * Yaz keeps wetting herself
 * Mistress Mandip edits
 * Upcoming emo companion (this one is actually confirmed)

Side characters

 * Tom Jones was in The Dalek's Master Plan
 * Bau
 * Pete Tyler is played by Bruce Willis in the American version
 * The Grand Serpent murdered Pete Tyler
 * Tallulah handjob (and the BBC edit)

Miscellaneous

 * Fuckton of faceapp edits (soyboy edits, emo edits, Chris Chadnall, handsome Davros, Karen Gillan is Davros, Karen Gillan is William Russell, Bel as funky black Lando Calrissian-esque guy, Indian 10, etc)
 * White power subliminal messaging baby in The Sound of the Drums Pt.2
 * Probably more

Trivia

 * Is scared of dogs
 * Has his own house
 * Uses Linux
 * Thinks this page is his blog (it isn't)
 * Objects to the label of "creep"
 * Has no irl friends [SHOCKER!!]
 * Hates onions