Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, also known as Jezza, or That wanker off of TelfordGear, is a well-known public figure in the UK who came to prominence after being selected by Mr. Blobby to be his personal chauffeur while the TARDIS was impounded in the Gallifrey Death Zone Scrapheap. Despite heavy mentoring from John Pertwee, Clarkson repeatedy failed to Splink in appropraite situations, which ultimately led to his downfall in Revenge of the Binges when Simon employed Mickey to run Clarkson over after learning that Mr Blobby was behind Clara's death, but prior to his death from autism in Birmingham. He is fondly remembered to this day, not least for his hilarious Racist remarks during the heyday of PC culture.

And on that bombshell...

Origins
Jezza hailed from the planet of. (SCRIPT:The Guff Bluff). The Doctor then took him to earth to entertain its people.

Controversy
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