Judy copypastas

Basically, report on sight.

Emergency Programme One
This is Emergency Programme One. Anon, now listen, this is important. If this message is posted, then it can only mean one thing. We must be in danger, and I mean fatal. /who/'s dead or about to die any second with no chance of escape. And I bet you're fussing and moaning now, typical. But hold on and just read a bit more.

/who/ can never return for us. Emergency Programme One means we're facing an autist that should never get their hands on this general. So this is what you should do:

Let /who/ die.

Just let this shit thread gather dust. No one can bump it. No one'll even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing in an archive. And over the years, the board'll move on and the thread will be buried. And if you want to remember /who/, then you can do one thing. That's all, one thing.

Have a good life. Do that for /who/, Anon. Have a fantastic life.

Oswald Mosley meets Doctor Who
Oswald Mosley meets Doctor Who

by Jamie age 6

Oswald Mosley knocked on the TARDIS door with his left fist, lightly stroking his moustache as he did so.

"Come in!", yelled Doctor Who exasperatedively ,as if he had been in the middle of doing a poo and the poo inspector had come to bother him.

"Poo inspector!" replied Oswald Mosley in a joking fashion, using his poo inspector voice.

"Fuck off!" bellowed Doctor Who. He was not happy at all about the would-be poo inspector coming to visit the TARDIS as he had forgotten to send in his poo census for several millenias because as we all know the Doctor Who is a time traveller who goes around whooshing through space, much like a log of poo would whizz down the toilet after you flush it down, except in this case it was the TARDIS who zoomed through the vortex. However, everyone knows that not filling in your poo census is a major crime, and even a Time Lord would be in big trouble if the High Court of Poo got involved.

Owald Mosley felt sad and began to cry. Doctor Who laughed, thinking he had succeedingly sent off the poo inspector, which made Oswald Mosley cry even more, because that's what happens when you cry and someone laughs at you - you cry more. Not helping matters Doctor who laughed even harder, until he stared to laughed so hard that he ended up crying much more many tears then Oswold Mosly. So Oswald was happy again and laughed at the Doctor. Aha! said the person reading this! How the tables have turned! And turned they did, smashing all the Doctor Mosley's delicate china in the proceeds.

On the spurt of the moment he told him he was Winnie-ther-Pooh and that he had come and see his friend Rabbit so Rabbit could say he wasn't their (he'd read winnie the pooh books of course but not the curtains because their rubbish)

Thoughtfully he added that he was named oswald mosley and he'd come to ask for help for the british fascists because they were sad because england had lost the colonies

and all the colonists were coming back home but here wasn't inough room in britain and all the white people couldn't breathe bicaus the brown people were loads of them and they was smelly

'just like poo' added patrick trouten thoughtfully

'just like poo' oswald agreed, 'but anyway, what am I supposed to do about it? I feel at a dreadful loss." "I have autism, remember, so it's difficult to me for to understand it but it's also a superpower which is why I want to be president of england".

"Hmmm-diddly-bubbly-hmm", reflectid patrick trouten. That is a pickle indeed, quite a quandary, quite a quagmire- "Quagmire? Like in Family guy?" interrupted Oswald. My advisors won't let me watch it because they think it corrupts national interests and is anti-european but I just think it's a bit silly. Sometimes I watch in on TV when they've gone to bed.

"Shut the fuck up you fucking retard. Why don't we go to England in my tardis and we can sort this all out hmmm? Maybe the problem isn't the immigrants but you, Oswald. Have you trimmed your moustache recently?

"Yes let's! But please don't call me a retard, it's rude. Call me an imbecile or a moron instead.

"Okay fuck face"

"Let's play roblox!"

"Okay can i have your password I don't have an account"

"05w4Ld_rul3z"

"hey where did all my money go"

"tee hee *plays recorder*

So Oswald and Doctor went to Brixton in London which is full of West Indian immigrants who came in 1962 after the Windrush scandal. O.M. took the time t explain to the Doctor what the difference between Indians, West Indians and East Indians were, but the Doctor replied helpfully that he didn't really give a shit and just wanted to get it over with really and fill in his poo spreadsheets. At that point O. had stopped listening because he had got into a fight with a black man.

"Stop it, Clara! That's Eric Allandale, one of the founding members of the Foundations, one of the first mixed-race R&B groups in the UK!" said Matt Smith. Oswald cried and said he was sorry.

Logging onto /who/
>see /who/ is up

>over a 100 posts

>"huh, I guess something happened, let's check it out"

>enter thread

>95% of it is filled with shitposting schizos

I see.

Nonce freak
I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /who/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection. One day once I have at least 10 horrible threads saved, I will send them all to the moderators on IRC as definitive proof that this general is off-topic trash for schizos and deserved to be deleted on sight.

I'm interested in /who/ culture but what this general has become has nothing to do with culture. This place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects who furiously refresh their half dozen 4chan tabs while watching reruns of shows they're nostalgic about, and then getting an endorphine rush when some other lonely and depressed social reject decides to post inane nonsense that says absolutely nothing. Because the purpose of these exchanges is not saying anything meaningful or insightful or funny, it's just to simulate some kind of interaction so you feel less inclined to kill yourself due to your lack of life.

Why the fuck would you ever make a new thread after the schizo-filled shitposting of the last one? Just because the jannies protected it and left it up for a day, in spite of it being 99% blatant samefagging and shitposting, doesn't mean it's worth continuing on from it

Let /who/ die, or just leave it to the schizos who seem to have so much fun pretending to be retards ""discussing"" the show. Anyone even remotely sane should leave. It's not worth it.

I'm convinced this guy is a nonce freak talking like a baby to get hard at this point

Don't understand how you can find this shit funny unless you're extremely autistic

Just don't bother with /who/ any more. There's no show to talk about in the first place, and, with the schizo(s) currently tearing away at this general's corpse and the jannies blatantly allowing that and/or being one of them, it all just makes this general completely and utterly worthless. Don't waste your energy reporting them, or trying to post normally. It won't work, and it hasn't worked for the past three months.

Leave this place and don't ever look back. Don't even come in these threads any more. Eventually, even the shitposters will tire of doing the same awful posts every single day without response. Just let /who/ die.

/who/ is the diarrhœa stain on the /tv/ catalog. I've ignored these threads for years. But now that I'm actually looking at it, I've wondered why I was forced to actively ignore something that clearly shouldn't have been made in the first place. Someone explain this retarded show to me, please. How do you go from capeshit anime drama to some kind of sitcom? Who would think these two charismatic black holes would be a good lead for a show like that?

Are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Doctor Who is a show for children which exclusively attracts autists. I guarantee every poster in this thread has Asperger's at the least. As a result none of the posters have any self-awareness, social skills, or emotional intelligence, and are therefore incapable of the following:

>relating to anybody else

>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own

>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way

>ever growing as a person

/who/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.

I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every / who/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"

First they came for...
First they came for Judy, and I did not speak out— because I didn't like Judy

Then they came for bennyharveyrip, and I did not speak out— because I wasn't an avatarfagging parasite

Then they came for the baby talking, /brit/ reposting schizos and SKOOMA_MIQOTE, and I did not speak out— because I wasn't a schizo

Then they came for Jennacuck and Karencuck, and I did not speak out— because I was not a cuck.

Then they came for Clyde Langer, Doccy Who, Dr Poo, I am the Doctor and I am gay, Smith announcement and actor name spammers, and I did not speak out— because I was not a random spammer.

Then they came for bbcanon, and I did not speak out— because I was not a child who found the BBC acronym funny.

Then they came for the tranny porn poster, and I did not speak out— because I was not a tranny chaser.

Then they came for the nappyposter and Lollers, and I did not speak out— because I was not a pædophile.

Then they came for Asher and Karenfag, and I did not speak out— because I was not autistic.

Then they came for Swanny and Footmong, and I did not speak out— because I was not molested by my uncle in a horsebox.

Then they came for Tom Fauldspeth (formerly James Kirkmalm (formerly Chris Blempstick)), and I did not speak out— because I was not a music industry larper.

Then they came for Moffsperg, and I did not speak out— because I was not a gay toddler.

Then they came for wiki shills, and I did not speak out— because I didn't think there was anything worth recording for posterity on this godforsaken general.

Then they came for mihai, and I did not speak out— because I wasn't a gay, mentally ill gypsy.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Warriors Of The Deep
Warriors of the Deep is an excellent story, full of nail-biting cliffhangers. Not only are the set design and costumes top-notch, the quality of the acting reaches a subtlety as yet unseen in 80s Doctor Who. It's a shame the rest of Season 21 could never reach those same highs, with the oft-cited mantra "Doctor does nothing" coming back in full force.

Hey, I recognize that actor! His name is Peter Davison. He played the Doctor in Doctor Who. He's great, I love him! You and I should chat some time. You must love the 5th Doctor too - who doesn't? I think Peter Davison gave some of his best performaces in the television programme Doctor Who. I should definitely rewatch some old episodes of his! I wet my pants with excitement every time I think of Doctor Who, especially Peter Davison - I'm going to need Doctor Who diapers at this rate!

Wow!! That's flipping incredible, I was just thinking about how amazeballs Peter Davison is!! Did you know he played the Doctor for a whole three years?? That's totes unreal, right!! I should really rewatch some of his older episodes, really get a feel for his character, you know. I can't wait to get a feel for the latest Doctor Ncuti Gatwa either, he's going to be massive on the BBC!! Doctor Who is fantastic, it's is so exciting!! I love it!! I love it!!!