Jenna Lust Satiation Squad

The Jenna Lust Satiation Squad was born out of, well, a desire to satisfy Jenna Coleman's lust, or more accurately, high-resolution pictures of her on a Tunisian cockfighting forum. They engaged in various smutty roleplaying late at night, including some rather unsavoury urolagnic tendencies (SIMON NO), not to mention the unavoidable element of raceplay (Doctor Who is a BBC programme, after all).

Naturally, the thread was soon derailed by /who/ leakage, but the JLSS powered through unperturbed.

When the thread inevitably got archived, Ethan felt compelled to step in and protest against said archival by tying his penis to the OP and demanding the thread be pinned. Jannies ignored his pleas, and Ethan's cock parted from his body and headed away from the catalog. Ethan died soon after of blood loss, though we can assume that Moffat reversed this death as the Fated reviewer was valiantly posting the very night the thread died.

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