High court writ

A high court writ is a scroll or piece or paper acting as a warrant permitting the Celestial Intervention Agency to take your hotglue figurine collection away if you fail to pay your taxes. But you could, you know, close the door. Or if you happen to be Indian/Pakistani, call your extended family and beg for money.

Proof that the UK truly is a dystopian shithole however far-fetched loicense memes may seem.