Christopher Eccleston



Le whiny cunt man played the Nth Doctor in Inspector Morse during the 2000s but we don't care because he isn't as good as Tennant. Appeared against WOSE for a grand total of 1 season before leaving due to a combination of acute Cockshoulder AIDS syndrome, excessive homosexuality on set, not getting any pipe from Billie, ritual animal abuse in Westminster, the 2004 Burning Sofa Incident, being a lefty Norfman, undersolved gender dysphoria (another common symptom of Doctor Who fans), travelling to Turkey to fix his hairline... the list goes on. And he was Fantastic.

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