Jon Pertwee

(page under construction) An actor and former sailor Jon Pertwee was living a full and adventurous life with a bustling career until around his mid-50s, when he foolishly accepted the part of the Doctor. Fast forward a few years and he was reduced to either playing a scarecrow or working himself to death making fan films and going to conventions where he could marvel at the sheer banality of the "people" who called themselves fans. In many ways, Nicholas Briggs was able to refine his technique of capturing elderly actors, chaining them up in the basement, and only occasionally allowing them food, on Jon Pertwee. The 2020 lockdown only made it easier for him to prey upon out-of-work and bored actors, who jumped at the chance of easy money only to find they had no way out of the recording booth once inside.

Alleged homosexuality
Main article: Judy

Evidence for pertwee's homosexuality is limited, however:

-navy

-lisp

-dressing up as a cleaning lady

-huggin the master from behind

-not fucking Kate, Caroline or Liz (god rest her soul) once