The Twin Dilemma

The Twin Dilemma is a 6th Doctor classic. However, it has sadly been lost to the mists of time, nobody having watched because it was simply too good. The episode title allegedly refers to Peri's 2 twins, as can be seen in the screenshot. Nicola Bryant has declined to comment further on the filming of the story, however Colin Baker kindly volounteered a wealth of evidence which can sadly not be reproduced here. Slightly marred by the legacy of The Caves of Androzani.

Reception
The serial puzzled and confounded viewers on first being broadcast, and was critically panned for its derivative and exploitative nature. As such, the BBC hastily purged all copies in existence (save for one which Nicola had handily concealed in her cleavage) and the general public soon forgot about this regrettable incident. Eventually however, fans in the mould of Ian Levine started appreciating older, underrated stories, all while noticing gaps in the catalogue. One such fan, rumoured to be Disco's father, happened to come across Michael Heseltine in the street and took the opportunity to quiz him on some of the less-known 6th Doctor stories. Not wanting to disappoint his admirer, Heseltine lied saying that "yes, ye sit was very good, top-notch stuff" before excusing himself to hurry to the bathhouse. This review was repeated throughout fanzines and message boards and gleefully confirmed by all members of the production, particulary Nabil Shaban who played Sil, seeing a lucrative future in direct-to-DVD ripoffs (despite not even appearing in The Twin Dilemma).

As such, The Twin Dilemma is an esteemed classic, its reputation cemented by virtue of no-one being able to view it.

Actually it's rubbish.