Zacko

Quick summary
Mostly anonymous but sometimes tripfag, this user appeared on /who/ at around the same time than the infamous autist Asher. This coincidence and the fact that Zacko frequently defend Asher from bullies helped to create the Zacko and Asher conspiracy Theory.

^ Nice try, Zacko.

Reality
In reality, Zacko is a newfag (a few days older than Asher) who whiteknights for an autist he barely knows so desperately and unendingly that he's probably in love with him, or more likely knows him in real life and wants to shape /who/ into a nursing home for autistic children. If you say something bad about his robotic oneitis, be prepared for him to cry out in pain and strike you, to avenge the victimized martyr that is Asher. They're probably discord buddies or real life friends.

Zacko is French. His posts are readable but unmistakeably ESL and reek of garlic and onions. (actual onions, not so.y) He knows about the existence of this wiki, and will probably try to derail it. Seethe, frog. Proof that anyone who uses the chud meme (un)ironically should be sent back to /int/ where they belong.

Happens to like 11 and Mickey, speaking to a love of the male member, particularly should it be well-endowed and melanin-enriched.