AIDS

AIDS, or Bold, came in two kinds: the Good kind and the Bad kind. (TV: Brasseye). It could be spread via sexual fluids or alternatively by the practice of Bold. (CCTV:BBC security tapes). According to Michael Heseltine's biography, it could also be cured by exposure to steam as he documents in his bathhouse expeditions (where he happened to meet John Nathan-Turner).

The good kind
Used by VNA-LEVE L DARK authors to kill undesiered characters such as Poo-poo Craplet.

The bad kind
Strikes down showrunners such as Robert Holmes and John Nathan-Turner.

TOWTFIAS
Caught from watching David Tennant episodes.

Cancer
Cancer was a highly prevalent disease on /who/ and was considered practically endemic.

Judy
Modus operandi: baiting and spamming, supported by a seemingly bottomless VPN. Avoid at all costs.

Schizo
What do you mean, they're the same person?

Bingreus

Ok, stop it now.