Colin Baker

The best actor to have played the Doctor (besides Boris Johnson, of course) Famously battled a Pie while being victimised by JNT. His biggest contribution to Doctor Who Lore was of course biting Nicola on the bum.

Commited dead after Trial of a Pie Lord. Multiple fan theories abound:


 * 1) That he hit his head on the TARDIS console  Very likely.
 * 2) Some contradictory shit Big Finish came up with
 * 3) The Chessmaster orchetrasting his death so he could come into existence
 * 4) Michael Grade personally executing him